belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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