I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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