It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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