Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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