my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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