I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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