I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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