his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
This baby is an asshole
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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