were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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