Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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