ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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