Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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