can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
