We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
jump out the window naked night went bad
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