listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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