whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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