omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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