i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit