They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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