Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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