bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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