am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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