2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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