Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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