Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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