I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
false alarm, still single
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
