dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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