Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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