i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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