Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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