Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I wish you could order shots online.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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