Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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