I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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