oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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