awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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