Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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