Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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