he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I just blew my weed a kiss
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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