I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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