Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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