Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
