i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
we're so committed to being not committed
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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