do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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