Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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