I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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