I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
