Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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