Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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