We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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