My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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