Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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