Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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