Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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