youre lurking in front of me
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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