It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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