Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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