hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you win again, gameday.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
